Study = Fail
04/23/2010
So, today, Sarah 我 decided to not use my Friday evening wisely and instead to surf across the Interwebs.
I came across this little piece of logic that was so win, I really could not post it on NFC fast enough.
Consider the following:
- No study = Fail
- Study = No fail
…Simple enough, right?
But –
No study = Fail
+ Study = No fail
Now the equation can be rearranged in the following way:
No study + Study = Fail + No fail
…Good so far?
Now, notice how the above can be factored with the distributive property: (you know, a[x+y] = ax + ay)
No study + Study = Fail + No fail
Study (No + 1) = Fail (No + 1)
And now you can cross out (No +1) because both sides of the equation are being multiplied by the same thing.
So, in the end, what do you get?
study = fail.
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……
I…I’m speechless.
Such great logic!
I worship the person who came up with this!!!!!!
I’m having a really weird epiphany moment right now.
Sarah 我被雷轰轰的震晕死。。。呆了。。。
I apologize to those of you who have seen this before. I live under a rock, okay??????
(And mathematician people, please don’t freak out and go rabid and “OMFG THIS IS TOTALLY NOT CORRECT” and just enjoy it.
Annie: MINE EYES HATH BEEN OPENED.