100th Post Celebration!!!!!!!!!
Yes, indeed, this is our 100th post. No, we will not list our previous 99 posts to prove it.
Ah, how time does fly by! Remember how it all started on that fated October the 2nd, 2009, with a post about micronations? How we’ve blossomed since then! Ninety-nine posts about Justin Bieber, Blonde Parades, and gay contests later, we’re still hopeless high school girls clueless about life. Yes, we have accomplished a lot. STFU.
Speaking of ninety-nine posts later since it all began, here’s the ’80s song “Ninety-Nine Red Balloons” by Nena. In German, because she sounds sexier in it. It will serve as our soundtrack today.
This song is about setting 99 balloons in the sky, and then all the governments around the world freaking out about these “mysterious objects”. Then the governments decide to destroy the balloons, except they end up destroying the world instead. And they still missed a balloon at the end. That’s impossibly fail, if you think about it. Which is why I’ve put the song here. To go with the spirit of this blog, see.
On a side note, how did music go from that to, uh, Justin Bieber?
To celebrate our 100th post, we’ve decided to unveil the list of “search terms” people have used to find our blog. This list should interest you because people have found our blog with the most…disturbing choice of words.
Kylie Crotch.Weed World
women praising god in white gown,
soviet posters best nipples ready to suc (…wut)
Does anyone want to invade sealand
does anyone live on sealand
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emo lion furry art (… HOW)
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kylie minogue sexy feet
gorillaz polar bear gags
ww2 rape posters
intergalactic zombie jesus (…. whut?)
1950′s baby exploding (o.o)
Beyblade porno (whut)
Anime porn dress (whut)
Lady Gaga worship the devil
Boys caught wearing a dress (I want to find who searched that up. Actually, no I don’t.)
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witch animated porn hay lin (my brain… it hurts)
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avatar the last airbender rape porn (THE HELL)
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“communism lesson making necklaces”
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justin bieber’s underwear (…pedo alert.)
fricken fat people (I’m curious as to who searches up fat people.)
shittiest looking mouse (Which post does this pertain to?)
kylie minogue sweaty crotch (ew)
sexy dress “no panty” (ew)
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Lukas podolski sex
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what is the true gender of fernando torres (I love this search term. I love the searcher. Dear searcher, I would like to contact you and discuss the ambiguous gender issue of Fernando Torres please.)
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In conclusion, YAY US!!! We’ve survived another year of high school and spit out 100 posts of random crap. We are very proud.
We’ll leave you with a super creepy picture. We’ll see you in our 1-year-anniversary post set to air on October 2nd, 2010.