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  • 04/04/10 — Ah, Australia. The land of beautiful beaches, gorgeous people, kangaroo burgers, sunshine, and funny accents.
    …OR IS IT???
    The following mindblowing article demonstrates that you’d better not fuck with Australia, you son of a bitch (*cough* my lame lame imitation of an Italian guy in Malta).
    At least Hugh Jackman seems nice.
    While you’re at it, check out 6 Deadly Creatures that can Fit Into Your Shoe.
    Apparently there’s this spider in Brazil that can make you have priapism… Which is…uh… “a potentially harmful and painful medical condition in which the erect penis or clitoris does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours.” Named after the Greek God Priapus, who is a god famous for his…uh… Just go read Wikipedia, mkay? You really have to love the Greeks.

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